Exam Gist

As the days rolls by and the year counter increases, i find it a lot more difficult to assimulate what i am reading. In the words of a good friend, 'brain don soak oil'.

I found that it takes me longer to read a page than it used to take before so i devised a strategy based on my personal stocastic analysis of the past question papers for the past five years. I decided to ignore reading some particular topics and concentrate on others that i was comfortable with.

I had two papers to write in one day and was particularly concerned with paper one but quite confident of paper two.

The exam was to take place in one of the many university sports halls and boy did they space us out. 17 people in a sports hall well spaced out so no matter how long your neck was, koko for you. Come see grown ups dey sweat.

Paper 1 was 3 questions to answer 2 but believe me e no be like dat. Each question had about 7 sub questions and boy were they loaded.

Paper 1 turned out to be so easy for me, i could not believe it. I came out thinking 'bring on paper 2', but boy did paper 2 show me. Not just me o, everybody.

Paper 2 gist go follow....

i don come again

i don come again oh, i don come again oh, mama agnesoo, wayo, wayo wayo. Citizens of blogville, i am back and back with so much to get off my rather large and continuously expanding chest.

I have finished my exams and now ready to have better relations with my people.

First, make i chop then come sidon begin throwey gist.....

I'll be back

It Pays to be Nigerian

A man died & goes to hell.There he finds that there is a different hell for each country and decides he'll pick the least painful to spend his eternity.He goes to the German hell & asks, "What do they do here?" He is told "first they put you in an electric chair for an hour. Then they lay you on a bed of nails for another hour. Then the German devil comes in and whips you for the rest of the day”. The man does not like the sound of that at all so he moves on. He checks out the USA hell as well as the Russian hell and many more. He discovers that they are all similar to the German hell.Then he comes to the Nigerian hell and finds that there is a long queue of people waiting to get in...Amazed, he asks, "What do they do here?" He is told "first they put you in an electric chair for an hour, and then they lay you on a bed of nails for another hour. The Nigerian devil comes in & whips you for the rest of the day."But that is exactly the same as all the other hells, why are there so many people waiting to get in?" asks the man. A concerned fellow calls him aside and said,"Because there is never any electricity so the electric chair doesn't work.The nails were paid for but were never supplied by the contractor, so the bed is comfortable to sleep on..And the Nigerian devil used to be a civil servant,so he comes in, signs his time sheet and goes back home for other business!!"................. IT PAYS TO BE A NIGERIAN

This is 2008!

Had a few minutes to rest my eyes from the VDU before i start jacking again so i thot i should drop by and show some respect to you all.

It has been a very busy 2008 already but i trust God that things will soon settle back to normal once i finish these exams. Believe me, reading at an old age is quite a task. God please enhance my retentive memory.

Nikkisab, thank you for dropping by. I trust God has a barnfull of blessings for you in 2008.

To all my loyal friends and to you, yes you, don't look over your shoulder, it is you i am refering to, thank you for being a part of my 2007 and i hope that your impact in my life in 2008 will be even more positive.

HAPPY NEW YEAR TO YOU ALL.

Josy; thanks for all the encouragement!

Throwey!!!!!!!